“Every person has a watch  
  Inside their heart,
  If you miss someone…
  Called them,don’t wait until 
  It’s too late”.

No one and nothing can harm us, child, except what we fear and love.

Don't explain. Your friends do not need it, and your enemies will not believe you

You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

I don&#39;t think I&#39;ve ever seen pie advertised. That&#39;s how you know it&#39;s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven&#39;t seen one pie commercial.

I guess my feeling is is that if you&#39;re going to make a joke, that&#39;s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you&#39;re trying to make.

You don&#39;t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn&#39;t very good at it.

I used to be a Democrat, now I&#39;m basically a Republican.

There are certain things women are better at than men.

Adam Carolla

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Written By Adam Carolla

Written By Adam Carolla

Written By Adam Carolla

Written By Adam Carolla

Written By Adam Carolla

Written By Adam Carolla

Written By Adam Carolla

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