The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.

Spending time with negative people can be the fastest way to ruin a good mood.

If you go back to the Conan the Barbarian series, I really liked that.

You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

I don&#39;t think I&#39;ve ever seen pie advertised. That&#39;s how you know it&#39;s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven&#39;t seen one pie commercial.

I guess my feeling is is that if you&#39;re going to make a joke, that&#39;s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you&#39;re trying to make.

You don&#39;t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn&#39;t very good at it.

I used to be a Democrat, now I&#39;m basically a Republican.

There are certain things women are better at than men.

Adam Carolla

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