Tanner: My dear Tavy, your pious English habit of regarding the world as a moral gymnasium built expressly to strengthen your character in leads you to think about your own confounded principles when you should be thinking about other people's necessities.

My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn.” “She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn’t enough action.

They are unique in the simplicity, the diversity, the related harmony of the forms of life that they enclose.

Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she&#39;s real funny, but lately it&#39;s all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain&#39;t funny. No giggles there.

The basic equation that mystified me as a young man was looking at guys who could actually get girls. I was always amazed, because they never seemed to care. I was like, &#39;How do they do that?&#39;

Andy Richter

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