I don&#39;t take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.

If  you  are passionate,you are respected.

Food tells you everything about the way people live and who they are.

Kings associate themselves with one god or another, sometimes Re, but generally Osiris or his father Horus.

To ward off these disasters, they spent a whole lot of time trying to keep their gods happy via a number of complex rituals, many involving copious amounts of sex (“the gods wish us to have sex” is the oldest pickup line in the world) and human sacrifice. And whoever happened to be their king was also a god, which simplified the political process quite a lot.

He made a gesture and a man came over from the other side of the room with the bottle, and refilled my snifter.  Having people around to do that is why one strives to be rich.

Amazingly, deconstructionists and cultural relativists were almost never stoned, which meant the crap they were spouting came to them when they were in a non-altered state, so they were invariably fairly stupid, or at least not nearly as smart as they thought they were.

Impending death makes one run faster. I think that's probably why they fire a gun before track meets.

So, what do I call you?" I asked.   "Whomp."   "Whomp? Your given name?"   "It's the sound people make when I hit them in the chest.

[D]espite the patina of civility coating most of modern society, underneath it is a thick layer of savagery.

New York is the one place in the world that actively encourages rudeness, because that's the only way to get past the fake bag carriers, homeless people, newspaper thieves, Jesus freaks, and everyone else who wants something and isn't afraid to ask for it, repeatedly, at close range.

Gene Doucette

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