George Carlin

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Think off-center.... - George Carlin - Quotes Donut

Written By George Carlin

13 Reads • June 9, 2021

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in... - George Carlin - Quotes Donut

Written By George Carlin

11 Reads • June 8, 2021

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about... - George Carlin - Quotes Donut

Written By George Carlin

12 Reads • June 6, 2021

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.... - George Carlin - Quotes Donut

Written By George Carlin

7 Reads • June 5, 2021

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to ha... - George Carlin - Quotes Donut

Written By George Carlin

15 Reads • June 4, 2021

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.... - George Carlin - Quotes Donut

Written By George Carlin

14 Reads • May 29, 2021

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to... - George Carlin - Quotes Donut

Written By George Carlin

10 Reads • May 10, 2021

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell wil... - George Carlin - Quotes Donut

Written By George Carlin

10 Reads • February 19, 2021

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.... - George Carlin - Quotes Donut

Written By George Carlin

14 Reads • February 17, 2021