Emotions are the half witted storage of intellect

logic limits love, which may be why Descartes never married.

Don't be afraid of peoples thought about you , they will change only after you get started

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Henny Youngman

Quotes by Henny Youngman

Written By Henny Youngman

Written By Henny Youngman

Written By Henny Youngman

Written By Henny Youngman

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