Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.

I can’t touch him. (Jared) Well, don’t you suck. (Stryker) Oh, believe me, I couldn’t agree more. Just be grateful it’s not contagious. (Jared)

"Don't tell!
Not everyone deserves to know."

I wouldn&#39;t totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I&#39;m not going to go out of my way.

You&#39;re sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That&#39;s all you know. But we don&#39;t have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we&#39;re all communicating with each other all across the board, so you&#39;re getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.

When you snatch little pieces of other people&#39;s lives and try to palm them off as your own, that&#39;s more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago.

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

The audience changes every night. You&#39;re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

I really feel like it&#39;s a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.

Joe Rogan

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