Those who speak an unsettling truth pose a threat to those who cherish illusions.

The heart is not bought with money. The heart is bought with love.

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.

Here&#39;s the point - you&#39;re looking at affirmative action, and you&#39;re looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who&#39;s gonna wanna work?

I only quote Rabbinical text .. there is no dark secret .. there is no hidden agenda .. I'm merely an arbiter of biblical law.

Newspapers abound, and though they have endured decades of decline in readership and influence, they can still form impressive piles if no one takes them out to the trash.

The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems bringing them into focus, illuminating issues heretofore unseen or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden, unexpected dangerous flaming ant epidemic. 

[Stump speeches] are to oratory what a stump is to a tree.

Free time is death to the anxious, and thank goodness I don't have any of it right now.

[Politicans] are salespeople. Instead of rotisserie ovens they are selling this idea of preemptive war or social-security reforms.

You're tired of hearing about it? (racism) Imagine how freaking tiring it must be living through it.

Jon Stewart

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