If the economy becomes disembodied from society it can only lead to disaster.

If I had my way I’d shut everything out of your life but happiness and pleasure, Anne,” said Gilbert

We was born in Hell so we should  die in Hell

I&#39;m too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.

The first thing I&#39;ll do if elected is demand a recount.

Yes, I&#39;m a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.

I&#39;ll tell you right now. I&#39;m for prayer in school.

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it&#39;s just not in a place I can show you.

Written By Kinky Friedman