A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.

Blessed  are those  who  knows  themselves.

Anything is grand if it’s done on a large enough scale,

I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can&#39;t stay in the same place. People think you&#39;re a loser.

It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.

Norm MacDonald

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