My life is magnified ,I know what i want i know what i need,i know what i should do an what i shouldn't do i know what i shouldn't say i know what i should say,I don't bump heads i just step back,It's called Self-Awareness.

I never found even in my juvenile hours that it was necessary to go a thousand miles in search of themes for moralizing.

When one day an expedition was sent to the spatial coordinates

Tanacharison (who could relate to the cow because he claimed that the French had boiled and eaten his father),

Only the French, I thought, could attain orgasm by listening to themselves. It was self-inflicted oral sex. A DIY blowjob.

This is probably the most annoying thing of all to the French. Not only do we pronounce the battles incorrectly (Crécy should be ‘Cray-see’ and Waterloo ‘Watt-air-loh’), with Agincourt (‘Ah-zan-coor’) we even get the spelling wrong.

In French eyes, it was of course doubly wrong to execute a beautiful woman.

Stephen Clarke

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