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Steven Wright

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If God dropped acid, would he see people?... - Steven Wright - Quotes Donut
I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I go... - Steven Wright - Quotes Donut
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.... - Steven Wright - Quotes Donut
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all ni... - Steven Wright - Quotes Donut
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms wit... - Steven Wright - Quotes Donut
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?... - Steven Wright - Quotes Donut
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?... - Steven Wright - Quotes Donut
The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.... - Steven Wright - Quotes Donut
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.... - Steven Wright - Quotes Donut