I have 40 years of unpublished material, the ones they don&#39;t pick, and the reason I don&#39;t redraw them or use them again is that I like to use my brain every day and come up with new jokes.

The heart of Jesus glowed, because it was holy. Holy things glowed in general.

You don't shower or shave for a month, until you smell like a sewer. Then you walk around for two weeks wearing a dress and a goalie mask with a dildo strapped to the front. That's what I did. And I will never be afraid of public humiliation again.

Written By Anastasia purea

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