Life always leaves a mark, a reminder, a memory you will always have. Be greatful it a certificate everyone gets.

Meaning, I need you to focus. If you want to save Madaug, you need to listen to me or the mortents will eat both of you Pop-Tarts for breakfast. (Ambrose)

Part fact part fiction is what life is. And it is always a cover story. I wrote my way out.

Here are instructions for being a pigeon: (1) Walk around aimlessly for a while, pecking at cigarette butts and other inappropriate items. (2) Take fright at someone walking along the platform and fly off to a girder. (3) Have a shit. (4) Repeat.

Written By Bill Bryson

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