So I was on that road killing it and driving
An no one could change my future. But they did not realize that plants can get you if you
Not looking an this is what happened and I would drive to different locations and get at
Those who hated plants.

What if at the last moment, when the banquet table is set and the cymbals clash, there should appear suddenly, and wholly without warning, a silver platter on which even the blind could see that there is nothing more, and nothing less, than two enormous lumps of shit.

Lutherans don't hold bingo games in the church basement. Lutherans are against fun in general, which is why for them, birth control has never been a big issue.

Written By Garrison Keillor

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