I don't think my opinions are stupid but other people do, so it's better to keep them to myself.

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

Never think you&#39;re better than anyone else, but don&#39;t let anyone treat you like you&#39;re worse than they are.

The difference between a good golf shot and a bad one is the same as the difference between a beautiful and a plain woman --a matter of millimetres.