Women don't realize how much store men set on the regularity of their habits. We absorb their comings and goings into our bodies, their rhythms into our bones.

How strange that so few people ever looked up from the spice long enough to wonder at the near-ideal nitrogen-oxygen-CO2 balance being maintained here in the absence of large areas of plant cover.

O how beautiful, look at the crimson snow! And up there on the rocks there are ever so many roses!

What looks good now is guaranteed to embarrass you twenty years down the line, which is, of course, the whole problem with fashion.

Written By David Sedaris

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