Bloomberg weighed three hundred pounds. This itself was historical. I revered his weight. It was an affirmation of humanity's reckless potential; it went beyond legend and returned through mist to the lovely folly of history. To weigh three hundred pounds. What devout vulgarity.

This is probably the most annoying thing of all to the French. Not only do we pronounce the battles incorrectly (Crécy should be ‘Cray-see’ and Waterloo ‘Watt-air-loh’), with Agincourt (‘Ah-zan-coor’) we even get the spelling wrong.

If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.

YOU CRY WHEN YOU 
HAVE BEEN STRONG 
FOR LONG,NOT BECAUSE
YOU ARE WEAK

Written By Salman Afzal

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