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Live live to the fullest! Or else...you won't.... - Stephen Colbert - Quotes Donut
They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess wh... - Stephen Colbert - Quotes Donut
If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wish... - Stephen Colbert - Quotes Donut
The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and ... - Stephen Colbert - Quotes Donut
So, a word to all you Femin-Idi-Amins: Stop “liberating” moms by trying to make ... - Stephen Colbert - Quotes Donut
I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.... - Stephen Colbert - Quotes Donut
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.... - Stephen Colbert - Quotes Donut
Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a famil... - Stephen Colbert - Quotes Donut
Oliver Cromwell can kiss my singing emerald scrotum!... - Stephen Colbert - Quotes Donut