Stephen Colbert

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Live live to the fullest! Or else...you won't.... - Stephen Colbert - Quotes Donut

Written By Stephen Colbert

5 Reads • November 15, 2021

They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess wh... - Stephen Colbert - Quotes Donut

Written By Stephen Colbert

2 Reads • November 15, 2021

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wish... - Stephen Colbert - Quotes Donut

Written By Stephen Colbert

4 Reads • November 11, 2021

The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and ... - Stephen Colbert - Quotes Donut

Written By Stephen Colbert

3 Reads • November 10, 2021

So, a word to all you Femin-Idi-Amins: Stop “liberating” moms by trying to make ... - Stephen Colbert - Quotes Donut

Written By Stephen Colbert

3 Reads • June 15, 2021

I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.... - Stephen Colbert - Quotes Donut

Written By Stephen Colbert

3 Reads • June 13, 2021

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.... - Stephen Colbert - Quotes Donut

Written By Stephen Colbert

4 Reads • June 7, 2021

Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a famil... - Stephen Colbert - Quotes Donut

Written By Stephen Colbert

2 Reads • June 6, 2021

Oliver Cromwell can kiss my singing emerald scrotum!... - Stephen Colbert - Quotes Donut

Written By Stephen Colbert

6 Reads • June 4, 2021